Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
lyod: apple juice is the best like sometimes i drink it and i forget racism exsists
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
raspberrying: ★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ The fact this school year isn’t over yet makes me want to drown myself in the toilet ★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★
b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG very nice thanks
kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow
deodrant: do you ever make like this really dumb face at your friend across the room and then turn ur head and see someone staring right at u
-for-the-record: zillyhookah: ” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “
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taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u
deerpong: there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
tomorrow is April Fool's Day
squidkitten: BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
gerommey: erifeftier: thatthingididonetime: ONE TIME I WAS AT A HOMESTUCK MEETUP AND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT MY DAD TEXTED ME AND IT SAID ‘IF HOMESTUCKS ORDER A PIZZA, IS IT FEFFERONI?’ AND I SHOWED IT TO MY FRIENDS AND WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD WE ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT OF THE CRAFT STORE Ima alugHGINGS RLLY SHAERSD
i like how on my birthday i get presents and money i get paid for being born i get paid for living it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day