what a wonderful day.

acid-in-wonderland: 50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:31:15 -0400

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:14 -0400

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:26:40 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:05:44 -0400

arsenickittenip:

Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!

“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience

Source: [x]

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:46:06 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:45:47 -0400

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears

i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago

people seem disinterested in what i’m saying

i hate my voice

i have something really mean to say

i hate you

i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:18:17 -0400

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

willhuntings: “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:08:58 -0400

willhuntings:

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.”

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Fri, 10 May 2013 19:32:11 -0400

ahmavin: Rooster Teeth photos 7/50

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:24:38 -0400

ahmavin:

Rooster Teeth photos 7/50

I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off...

Sat, 04 May 2013 16:22:14 -0400

I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.

lyod: apple juice is the best like sometimes i drink it and i forget racism exsists

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:22:18 -0400

lyod:

apple juice is the best like sometimes i drink it and i forget racism exsists

purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has...

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:19:16 -0400

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

Stop bathing with lemons. Why.

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:20:37 -0400

Stop bathing with lemons. Why.

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears: How gay sex works.

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:18:14 -0400

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:46:25 -0400

raspberrying: ★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ The fact this school year isn’t...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:49:19 -0400

raspberrying:

★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★

The fact this school year isn’t over yet makes me want to drown myself in the toilet

★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★

daisy-dicks: eastcoastalvibes: amazing texture Must’ve taken...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:10:56 -0400

daisy-dicks:

eastcoastalvibes:

amazing texture

Must’ve taken foreeeever to dry…

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:53:32 -0400

b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:19:53 -0400

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

when he was a young warthog

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG

very nice

thanks